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  • Barfspawnless

    In the loving memory of my DA2 mabari Barfspawn I here by found a new club!


    Bloody Awful Randomness From Soldier Packs And Winning No LEgendarieS Sucks

    Recruiting now. Conditions are as follow:

    - No legendaries from recruit or soldier packs
    - At least 1 million gold spent

    These are the easy criteria to join.

    Please submit your sad story and you are automatically accepted.

    At the moment I'm level 99 and still waiting my drop. I do have legs but they are from events or bought with money. This silly luck with these soldier packs is just getting to me. My wife is also playing and she's about 5 levels lower and already with three leg drops! No fair...
    I know there are lots of other sad souls with the same luck so post in the topic and join the club.
    I'm adding this to my sig and as the founder I'm taking the post of chairman but if someone can match my luck with same unlucky situation with higher player level, I'm happy to give the position of chairman to that person.

    Join in if your able (hope not ) and add this to your sig.



    Alec (former chairman)
    Chris Hart
    Sarah Luz (former chairwoman)
    Max Varig
    Royal Cavalist
    The_Dude ★
    Blind Bill
    Maximus Aragorn
    Ser Noob-a-lot
    Johnny James
    Tetsu Noguchi feat. ChickenDinner
    Armistan Banes
    Maximus Aragorn
    Courier (the bringer of pancakes)
    Bobby Hughes
    Antpugga feat. guest account lvl 90+
    Jamie Smith
    Knight Kodes
    Cristobal Lander
    Fiona Khoo
    Quan Tran
    OG Svn

    Honorary member and dish washing helper for James Hayes at the Barfspawnless summer picnic:

    Ex-members and hall of fame - those who finally got the drop:

    James Hayes - Honorary member who shall always be remembered as the bringer of the legendary 7-layer dip. Now a happy owner of Sister Nightingale dropped from a silver pack.

    pigzor - our first real member who scored a legendary from soldier pack. Now a happy owner of Merril.

    Cassius - Happy owner of brand new High Dragon.

    spreepelle - Happy owner of GWO

    Malty - Happy owner of Morrigan
    Last edited by Alec; 04-29-2014, 06:51 AM.
    IGN: |OG| Alec
    Member of the Barfspawnless.

  • #2
    Sadly I qualify for this easily - level 79, over 2mil spent, 0 leg, only 6 epics from regular packs, everything else I have had to grind, play and pay for, and I still only have 2 legs from that.

    And I got flattened at Mass Effect Risk last weekend by my family, all the dice rolls went against me. Dice games and I are not on good terms right now!


    • #3
      Lvl 102, ~2.5 mil spent. 0 Legs from soldier packs. But i seriously dont want to be chairwoman, I'd rather just sit in the back shamefully pretending no one can see me xD
      |OG| Luz
      Come chat with the Old Gods - Palringo group name: hoda |OG|


      • #4
        Welcome Chris and Sarah. Yeay we are getting members

        @Sarah You'll have to be the chairwoman from now on. Three digit player level and one of the most famous persons here. I must insist

        Also forgot to say that in case you score a leg as a member you are required to submit your resignation immediately so we can celebrate the departure together. Hopefully we will all go through this initiation to take part in the group of the lucky ones!
        IGN: |OG| Alec
        Member of the Barfspawnless.


        • #5
          Originally posted by Alec View Post
          Welcome Chris and Sarah. Yeay we are getting members

          @Sarah You'll have to be the chairwoman from now on. Three digit player level and one of the most famous persons here. I must insist

          Also forgot to say that in case you score a leg as a member you are required to submit your resignation immediately so we can celebrate the departure together. Hopefully we will all go through this initiation to take part in the group of the lucky ones!
          Changed my siggy... I really hope someone comes along with worse luck than me lol
          |OG| Luz
          Come chat with the Old Gods - Palringo group name: hoda |OG|


          • #6
            Oh wowzors you guys are way higher level...

            Level 51 and 850k spent with no legendaries.

            Guess I have a whole lot of disappointment to look forward to. Le sigh.
            GotU and Risen Ogre elude me yet


            • #7
              Originally posted by Sarah Luz View Post
              I really hope someone comes along with worse luck than me lol
              I know the feeling. You already made my day
              IGN: |OG| Alec
              Member of the Barfspawnless.


              • #8
                I tick all the boxes apart that I got Varric from SPs. Can I join?
                IGN: lOGl Azrul
                Team of the month: DF / SS - Katari (FR) / SS - SS


                • #9
                  Originally posted by James Hayes View Post
                  I tick all the boxes apart that I got Varric from SPs. Can I join?
                  Well, first of all congrats for getting a great epic with for some reason on a green base.
                  But according to codex this still constitutes as an legendary. Madame chairwoman would have the final word but my ruling would be

                  IGN: |OG| Alec
                  Member of the Barfspawnless.


                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Jiodi View Post
                    Oh wowzors you guys are way higher level...

                    Level 51 and 850k spent with no legendaries.

                    Guess I have a whole lot of disappointment to look forward to. Le sigh.
                    That is 150k of hopefulness. After that you become statistically unlucky and are welcome to join our bunch of the unluckiest.
                    I really hope you score that green base before that
                    IGN: |OG| Alec
                    Member of the Barfspawnless.


                    • #11
                      Im over 3mil spent, still no legendary from a soldier or recruit pack


                      • #12
                        Level 65 with 0 Legendaries. I missed the Wynne event so I have nothing, absolutely nothing.

                        I have 1,822,557 gold so I have well passed the million mark.

                        I would be a lot higher than 65, but I'm also terrified to play. Since you're punished for a higher level, if I go up I can't actually at least grind the PVP events for a legendary. So I'm pretty much stuck between not playing and simply hoping for a legendary even so I can get something, anything.

                        So my "playing" this game now consists of logging in every hour or so on Fridays and Tuesdays hoping there will be a Legendary event. Awesome.

                        *Edit: Speaking on that, I also can't compete in PVP with players my level because of Wynne and Merrils. So even when I play in the PVP Events the best I can hope for is 20 banners and the rare occasional nugger. I'm really hoping they do a smoochple event this friday or well, I guess I'm done I mean it's only going to get worse the more I level.

                        *Edit 2: I did forget to mention however I do have a TEAM of FEOs 2 Tier VI and 2 Tier I. They can take on NOTHING since everyone is normal speed .
                        Last edited by staplez; 04-01-2014, 02:58 PM.


                        • #13
                          @Staplez, I really feel that PvP pain, no merrill, no TLM/TAM, no Fiona, and those guys smash me. I do have a Wynne, but without her backing singers, I have to rely on her critting. Most of the time I just can't compete with the blue power teams, plus I HATE losing, so I nug almost constantly, hovering around 500-700 trophies and use regular PvP as extra gold and XP from poor noobs and players in the teens.


                          • #14
                            @Chris Hart: You dare play even with the level penalty? That seems mighty risky. My PVP trophies is currently at 403 because eh, who cares? Regular PVP isn't worth the XP you get, that terrifying terrifying XP that makes the game so so much worse.

                            I will say I find it funny they constantly give XP runes in the events. I'm already trying to avoid XP like the plague, why would I want an XP rune?


                            • #15
                              I'm trying to level up the ones I have in the vague hope they'll help... mainly with PvP events because so few people nug... and yes it gets harder to find decent banner counts because the higher the level the harder to find, then add on to that the fact that the only teams that give better banners are the tougher teams and the only defense I have against that is to level up what I have and... you see the problem

                              Hey, the tactic almost worked - I figured posting here would cause a legendary to drop so I would have to leave immediately. Sadly, no legendary, but I did just pull a LotF out of a soldier pack. And I don't care if the leets say she's meh, I don't have a Fenris, she's the first epic I ever got and I like her, and now at Tier II I get to play her again




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