Stuff that goes through your head while playing

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  • Stuff that goes through your head while playing

    Dunno about you guys but when I play some weird thoughts occasionally go through my head. Typically it's a specific situation involving a particular toon. Share yours if you have any. Here's a couple of mine, see if you can relate :

    Uldred (thinking): Man I'm so fired up, but I'm like ... let my HO finish up those guys and I'll just stand here looking cool. Man I'm fired up right now ...

    HO (thinking): Hehehe ... I'm totally the new Uldred after the LC update

    Briala (kills an enemy): ... and in the news today for the first time in history we have a corfirmed kill by Briala, it seems that the death by a thousand cuts does in fact exist

    ASolas ... one day I'm gonna attack you again, I swear I am ... But now I want my Momma ...

    Four Ser Strouds: LOL, gimme a break, this is gonna be easy ... OWWW WTF, OK not doing that again

    Player name: Vadimir
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    Outlaw: because some decencies aren't quite legal yet.

  • #2
    Okay, well right now when I'm playing with DTeo and Teo I'm like this is like a perfect marriage, why doesn't that exist in real life?

    When Tamar goes off and kills like 2 straight toons, I'm like damn that is a perfect mercenary!

    And when GWV destroyes the whole team with her nuke kill, I'm wondering if that was like WW3 happening right in front of my eyes!


    • #3
      Danarius in third round, usually alone TPK crit out: "I need an e-pee-nee-freen".

      Phoenix crit: An Allosaurus usually called mix of barracuda, rattlesnake and a chainsaw for a reason.

      Grey Warden Stroud crits for 1600: I like it when you being so dirty. RAWR.


      • #4
        For a number of characters, it's "I wish they looked this cool in the actual game".


        • #5
          [QUOTE=Dragonzzilla;1465278]For a number of characters, it's "I wish they looked this cool in the actual game".[/QUOTE

          Lol, imagine Samson face in DAI.

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          • #6
            Damn, you got some good ones.

            Another one of mine:

            (Must be said with announcer voice): and in the Red corner we have Katari. Ohmygod, he gets initiative, walks one step towards the blue team and drops his axe. Nonono, look at the blue team, they all stumble on his enormous axe. This is gonna slow them down.

            Player name: Vadimir
            Ally code: 276-445-681

            Outlaw: because some decencies aren't quite legal yet.


            • #7
              Oh my, that's a scary place not for human consumption.... If I shared that it would overload the server share and the verbal abuse bot would short-out..... (Speaking only for myself of course).
              Last edited by l l Accipiter l l; 11-13-2015, 05:19 AM.
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              • #8
                Originally posted by l l Accipiter l l View Post
                Oh my, that's a scary place not for human consumption.... If I shared that it would overload the server share and the verbal abuse bot would short-out..... (Speaking only for myself of course).
                Yes, I too have inappropriate thoughts at times that should remain private If you have any that are not deeply disturbing please share

                Player name: Vadimir
                Ally code: 276-445-681

                Outlaw: because some decencies aren't quite legal yet.


                • #9
                  How the hell did a 4k power red jenny just kill three heroes with 94% damage resistance and 110k health each.

                  Why did my mage party get nuked by an all attacker, while my 65% defender nuggalope took 0 damage.

                  Etc, etc, etc.


                  • #10
                    i wonder what level Inquisitor Zac is right now...

                    i wonder what Taco Shooter is doing right now...

                    i wonder what level OL Sigrun is right now...

                    i wonder if i should dupe.. _____ ...

                    i wonder if i made anyone laugh on the forums today...

                    i wonder if i annoyed anyone on the forums today...
                    ... and then there's PALA (you know.. that lil warrior dwarf).


                    • #11
                      My most frequent thought are:

                      What if I am using a lot of gems now, without knowing what the next week will have to offer, and it's something more useful to me?

                      Counting the gems I'll have by the end of the week following a schedule (guess what? it's always less)

                      Yeah ok now I have a lot of good and useful toons, they take a lot of space in my inventory, and they are all level 1 tier 1, but hey, look at next week's PvP schedule, I want that toon too!

                      How high is the highest level in HoDA right now? During the week of December the highest was at level 300, now they also fixed the 223>224 gap, and I imagine what I could do with all those refills everyday.

                      I could keep going, but I'll stop.


                      • #12
                        Fade-Touched Lurker: "You can't see me because I am... stealthy!" ..."Wait, what? My scales are stealthy but I am not, whatsoever?"

                        ​I also like to think that Arcane Garret Hawke says, "NUUUUUUUUUUKE!!!" whenever he attacks, but in the same tone and voice as The Tick when he says, "Spooooooon!"
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                        • #13
                          Pretty funny how it's really good for Iron Bull to be equipped with Sera's Raisin Cookies, and have me thinking and imagining Iron Bull saying... "Oh, ****, these are good"

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                          • #14
                            When I'm about to destroy someone in PvP but I'm out of stamina : oh you're ****** lucky, even though it affects them not at all.

                            Any time I get 0 damage done to me after a battle: FLAWLESS VICTORY

                            When a mage swings their staff on a crit and it does almost nothing: b**** slap

                            When someone wipes out a whole squad with a crit: FUS RO DAH!

                            It really doesn't make sense but when my VVs stun an entire squad: I'll teach ya how to stunt ~ G-UNIT but I switch it to stun

                            I think I think different than other people do....


                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Joe_Derp View Post

                              ​I also like to think that Arcane Garret Hawke says, "NUUUUUUUUUUKE!!!" whenever he attacks, but in the same tone and voice as The Tick when he says, "Spooooooon!"
                              I'm not sure but I have an idea and I think it's like a voice I use for something so I'm doing that from now on and looking up the tick yelling spoooooooon

                              Not even close but mine is funnier in my head XD unless I watched the wrong video
                              Last edited by Tom Theabo; 06-04-2018, 08:45 AM.




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